David, like many internet junkies, had the habit of emailing the best of the many jokes he received to his wired friends. That practice was formalized in 1998 with a once a day "eJokes from david" mailing.

This page displays some humorous items that don't lend themselves to the text-only format of the eJokes email. Additional items are added from time to time so check back frequently.

After 10 years of daily emailing eJokes, David finally gave up this endeavor, but this joke page remains for the enjoyment of website visitors.

Cat listening to Steve Wonder

Cat listening to HOUSE music

Cats listening to Heavy Metal

Cat listening to Hip Hop

Cat listening to Gangsta Rap

Cat on Ecstasy listening to Techno

An outhouse designed by Management

A workstation optimized for the workaholic.

Young Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she called Jim, the computer guy, over to her desk. Jim clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??"

He gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" "No," replied Judy. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." (She wrote... --> ID10T) I wonder if this was the label on Judy's system?